The Core Minds
Two lifelong friends, 35+ years of shared calculations, and an uncompromising, obsessive devotion to artisanal pizza mechanics.
Graham
[Chief Pizza Officer]
North Carolina
The mechanical mind behind the crust matrix. Operating out of North Carolina, Graham is an elite dough purist executing homemade bakes multiple times a week. Obsessed with fermentation timelines, microbial ambient variables, and cellular crumb infrastructure, he treats flour and water as pure kinetic geometry.
Chris
[Chief Eating Officer]
North Bay, Ontario
The engineering engine driving the pipeline. Equal parts full-stack generative AI architect and pizza hosting maximalist. For over a decade, Chris has leveraged high-heat baking formulas and cloud computing to curate legendary local pizza parties. If Graham engineers the blueprint, Chris optimizes the delivery and consumes the yield.
The 35+ Year Fermentation Cycle
Our friendship spans over three and a half decades—pre-dating the modern full-stack web ecosystem, multiple hardware iterations, and thousands of test bakes. This platform isn’t a commercial project; it’s an open-source monument to our collective passion for excellent dough, pristine parameters, and giving Graham a hard time about his official corporate title.